Tuesday

Repeat after me...


So I read where this 14-year-old girl and her mom are suing MySpace.com because she claims she was assaulted by a 19-year-old and that MySpace.com does not adequately protect their users. Here is the kicker: She willingly gave the guy her number and knew he was at least 18 because he claimed to be a senior on the football team. While it is unfortunate what happened to her, at some point kids (and their parents) have to get smarter and not put themselves in compromising situations. Maybe her teacher should have her stay after school and write on the blackboard, "I will not meet people off the internet." I'll bet after writing that 1000 times or so she will realize the most important part of the sentence, the word "I," and retract her frivolous lawsuit. And here is the best part: They are suing for 30 million dollars. Holy Freakin Cow! Are you kidding me? As my boy Steve says, "Wuh Happen?" I remember back when I was still a minor, a man in a convenience store sold me alcohol and now I am devestated. I figure the convenience store should have taken greater measures to protect me and my innocence. I am going to sue! Where's a lawyer when I need one?

Rolling my eyes,

"The Bear"

1 comment:

Steve said...

don't be jealous. i pick up chicks all day on myspace